Tuesday, September 23, 2014

zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches)

3142) One step on the scale is all it takes to ruin my day.

imawotaisetsuni:

Reika (D=out): Good morning. *writing in photo: in Fukuoka*Mizuki (Sadie): How indecent.Yukke (MUCC): How indecent.Reika: I’ll…wear my clothes now.Rui (vistlip): How indecent.Reika: I’ll…wear my clothes.Aoi (the GazettE): There’s women’s underwear on the sheets?Reika: There isn’t! There isn’t anything! Mizuki: What!Rui (Screw): ((((;゚Д゚))))))) Reika: Stop taking advantage of this you guys (laughs)

imawotaisetsuni:

Reika (D=out): Good morning. *writing in photo: in Fukuoka*
Mizuki (Sadie): How indecent.
Yukke (MUCC): How indecent.
Reika: I’ll…wear my clothes now.
Rui (vistlip): How indecent.
Reika: I’ll…wear my clothes.
Aoi (the GazettE): There’s women’s underwear on the sheets?
Reika: There isn’t! There isn’t anything!
Mizuki: What!
Rui (Screw): ((((;゚Д゚)))))))
Reika: Stop taking advantage of this you guys (laughs)

Monday, September 22, 2014

(Source: bellafoods)

Last month I cut the living hell out of my thumb, and I couldn’t use it for like 2 weeks. For two weeks I went around basically either being left-handed or using my right index finger as a thumb of sorts. I tell you, never before have I been able to relate to creatures without opposable thumbs so much. Appreciate what you have when you have it, you’ll miss it when it’s gone (even if the loss is only temporary).

freak-the-mlghty:

me: i havent taken a picture of myself in a while

me: *takes picture*

me: oh thats why

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you see a white kid talking back to their mom in public

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When you see a black kid talking back to their mom in public

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robocvnt:

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

(Source: shychedelia)